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Joke of the Day

"My parrot died today... I think its last words were, ""Fuck, I think my parrot is dying."""

"why was 6 afraid of 7 because 789"

"I plan on starting a geek rap band... I think I'll call it Run-D.L.L."

"The reason Microsofts new browser is code named Spartan, is because they know it's gonna kick people all the time."

"How long do I microwave these turtles before I can teach them karate?"

"What is the difference between a vacuum and a snowboarder? How you strap on the dirtbag."

"Why do pedophiles like to play guitar? Because it's completely ok to finger A minor"

"I think my wife's sewing machine is on the blink. I'm not sure what's wrong, it just doesn't seam right."

"Being romantic as an awkward mathematician is hard... I called my girlfriend 1/cos(c) to try and compliment her but I don't think she caught my drift. Can't blame her though, that's a triggy one."

"What do you you say when a monk tries to kick you out of the monastery ? Namaste"