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Joke of the Day

"Dear Tech Support, I twied to puth my tongue in tha USthB port again. Canth you helpf?"

"What did one computer CPU say to the other after getting hit? Ow! That megahertz!"

"Fire Marshal: So why did you shoot off the flare gun? Me: Well I was out of ranch and the waitress kept walking past my table."

"Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside"

"For the past 2 nights my stomach sounds like cat purring when I lay down. I'm terrified to Web MD this. I'm too young to have kittens."

"Is anyone on Twitter named Sarah Connor? If so, where do you live? Nothing to worry about, just a simple survey for my neural net processor."

"Did you hear about the country adopting a ""Get to it Later"" policy? I guess you could say it's a procrasti-NATION"

"Where do fishes keep their money? In river banks"

"What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A miner."

"What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head ? The deceased !"