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Joke of the Day

"How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them."

"The thing about the holocaust is... It was the experience of a lifetime."

"I'd rather get killed by the Blair Witch on the first night than have to camp another night."

"How do you know when an accountant's on holidays? He doesn't wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30."

"Why did the blonde go to church? B/c she heard there was a guy hung like [this](https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)"

"What Do You Call A Policewoman Who Shaves Her Pubes? Cuntstubble"

"I only trust people that like big butts. ...they can not lie."

"My boyfriend called me today in tears. He said he found a lump on his testicles. I explained to him that it was actually his cock"

"What must a vampire earn to learn to fly? His red wings."

"What's in cider? I'm in cider!"