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Joke of the Day

"I wish I gave Darth Vader different last words. Before he died, I wanted him to mutter, ""I should have stuck to pod racing."""

"the greatest joke of all time. my life"

"I'm sitting outside drinking myself into a stupor. I may feel like shit tomorrow but by God, so will the mosquitoes."

"What can't teenage girls do? Even"

"I've got washboard abs. But unfortunately there is a load of laundry sitting on the washboard."

"I got a paper cut writing my suicide note... its a start"

"What did the ruler gain a reputation for while campaigning? Straight talk."

"Ever since I ate that Dominos artisan style pizza I can't stop painting my bathroom."

"Whats 9+10 9+10=21-2=19"

"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One's a bit heavy, the others a little lighter."