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Joke of the Day
"Whenever someone says ""let's get weird"" my first thought is ""I'm already there"""
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"Not to be a Scrooge, but if you play or even hum along with Christmas music before December 10, you should be sent to a concentration camp."
"The True Secret of Ignorance... ...you're looking in the wrong place."
"Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? Works pretty well, doesn't it?"
"A cop pulls a guy over.... And asks the man ""sir have you been drinking tonight?"" Looking around the car bewildered he replies ""why is there a fat bitch in here?"""
"Plastic surgeons don't get along with me. But they bring out the breast in my wife."
"What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese Girl? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message."
"What has two legs and looks like a spider? A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)"
"You didn't have to say ""he's a male nurse."" When you said 'he' my psychic ability of gender discernment kicked in."
"What do you call it when a Catholic remodels his kitchen? A counter reformation."