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Joke of the Day

"Thinking it's a not a good thing when the pizza delivery guy knows my dog by name."

"2 gay guys and 2 lesbians are Going to the beach. Who gets there first? The gay guys because they packed their shit the night before."

"Did you hear about the guy who picked up a leper at the gay bar? [NSFW] After he pulled out, he got himself a nice piece of ass."

"Ever have to pee SO bad that you're surprised that what comes out isn't mostly blood?"

"Why did the idiot plant nickels in his garden? He wanted to raise some hard cash."

"""Doc, it's embarrassing, but I don't feel sexy."" ""Try wearing the wife's panties."" ""Really?"" ""Yeah, the red ones with the lace are nice"""

"What do you call a happy dolphin? Endorphin"

"Wait you *must* be the aunt I've heard soooo much about. The one who looks like Freddie Mercury and laughs like a jackal. Is this her honey?"

"If you have trouble spelling... Go to the internet, there are always peeple who will corecct you"

"What shampoo did Paul Walker use? Head and shoulders, they were on the dashboard"