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Joke of the Day
"Valve improving their customer service."
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"What does a scientist who has an epiphany while peeing say? Urea!"
"Just introduced my teen daughter to Monty Python, thus completing my duties as a father. I will now retire to Florida and await grandkids."
"A car dealership twice the size... ...can offer a whole lot more."
"Due to the downturn in the economy my friend has had to close down his salt stall. He's really feeling the pinch."
"You'll never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace"
"I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works."
"My pillow has down syndrome."
"A couple orders a pie at a luxury restaurant The husband eats 4/7 of the pie and the wife the rest. He paid 4.5$ more than her. How much did the pie cost? Answer in comments"
"Never Go Shopping When You Are Hungry. but it's been over a week now and every day I just get hungrier."