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Joke of the Day

"Maybe don't name your musical ""Rent"" if you don't even have songs that discuss real estate or leasing procedures. 0/10, very disappointing."

"What do Australian emos use to cut their wrists? Rise up lights"

"I knew Donald Trump was a bro as soon as I knew his taste in music. We both love The Wall."

"Chuck Norris does know what Willis is talking about!"

"What's Bill Gates's favorite dessert apple turnover"

"[Racist] How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb None.They just beat the room for being black."

"How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much? Because they built their stuff with reads!"

"I held the record for collecting Stephen King's books. Then I lost It."

"I hate Mexican jokes... Nunca puedo entenderlos. Edit: The translation of this is ""I never understand them""."

"When do you kick a dwarf in the balls? When he is standing next to your lady saying her hair smells nice."