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Joke of the Day

"Indians and their Discount. I asked Rajesh what time is it? He replied, "" Its 3 O'clock my friend but for you I will make it 2.30."

"Reddit is about perception and perspective. But it depends how you look at it."

"A rabbi walks into a bar with a frog on one shoulder ... The bartender says, ""Hey, where'd you get that?"" And the frog says, ""Brooklyn, der's hundreds of um."""

"My son is screaming his head off in his room but there's no way I'm going in there if his monster reports are true."

"What's worse than a cardboard box? Paper tits."

"so a Gorilla a Mother and a Child walk into a bar The Gorilla took a shot, the mum got arrested for child endangerment"

"Happy Valentine's Day!! If you don't have that perfect someone in your life, you are worthless. Die."

"If tom cats refuse to eat their food Are they boycatting it?"

"Was talking to a friend about taking many baths a day. ""There's no harm in taking baths repeatedly unless you are soap."""

"Just thought about it... (nsfw) My ex-boyfriend was 6'1"". My current boyfriend is 6'3"" ....height isn't the only 2 inch difference between them."