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Joke of the Day
"What is it called when Lebron James has sex? Bron-choitus"
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"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did - in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car."
"What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuckup cunts"
"So a dad catches his son masturbating... A dad walks into his son's bedroom and finds him masturbating. ""Son! That is bad for you, it'll make you go blind"". ""Dad, i'm over here''."
"Why do sharks only swim in salt water? (Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!"
"What's the safest font? Helmetica."
"How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, but the lightbulb has to want to change."
"Were all addicted to something whats your addiction"
"Don't judge me for my race, don't judge me for my gender. Judge me because I've read all four of the Twilight books."
"[Joke Request] A great mother's day joke I can write on a card, give to my mom, and take credit for Example: What did the mama buffalo say to her son when he left for college? ""Bison"""