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Joke of the Day

"What is it called when Lebron James has sex? Bron-choitus"

"WAIT, THERE'S NOTHING IN THIS AIR AND SPACE MUSEUM!"

"My wife passed away from an infected in-grown hair. I got a cyst and deceased letter."

"????My lactose-free, gluten-free, wheat-free, carb-free, nut-free, fat-free milkshake, brings all the weirdos to the yard...????"

"I made fun of a guy for still having a Nokia phone. He threw it at me and knocked me unconscious."

"Two cows are standing in a field. The first cow says, ""hey, I'm really worried about this mad cow disease going around"". The second cow says, ""I don't care, I'm a submarine!""."

"I ate an optimist once.. but I couldn't keep him down!"

"Why do dwarfs always laugh when they are playing football? Because the grass tickles there balls"

"I might be schizophrenic , but at least I have each other ."

"every fight is a food fight... ...when you're a cannibal."