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Joke of the Day
"What happened to Voldemort's face? Nobody nose."
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"I shot my first turkey today! Scared the shit out of everyone in the frozen food section though."
"""We don't serve faster than light neutrinos here."" A neutrino walks into a bar."
"So Chad Kroeger was just diagnosed with a vocal cyst... I guess that's what the doctor can call nickleback."
"Home alone... Time to teach the neighbors what good music sounds like!"
"Always check the height of nearby ceiling fans before giving a toddler a ride on your shoulders... * How I learned this rule is not important."
"How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb??"
"Who loses in a basketball game between two Vietnamese guys? No one... its Nguyen Nguyen!"
"What did the mommy broom say to the baby broom? Time to go to sweep."
"I was the atm today and an old women asked for my help checking her balance So i pushed her over."