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Joke of the Day
"What happened to Voldemort's face? Nobody nose."
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"You can't watch porn on the new iphone They took the jack off."
"Addicted to pills? Don't worry. They have a pill for that."
"""Z"" I'm so hungry i could eat a pony "" - Guy who knows a full horse would be too much"
"How do skeletons kiss? They don't. Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone."
"Today, I saw a sign outside a dental office that said ""We do our business in your mouth"" and I haven't stopped laughing."
"Chemistry One Liner I'd love to tell you a chemistry joke, but I heard they were argon. As seen on a bridge at my local university."
"Why did the female warrior prefer the armor smith over the weapon smith? The weapon smith was a bit rapier"
"Scotsman in a bar A Scotsman walks in to a bar there would have been a Welshman, an Englishman and 2 Irishman but they all got into the Euros."
"I'd get in the back of their van if they told me they had a phone charger in it."