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Joke of the Day
"Why is a gay guy dating someone named Andy particularly useful? Because he might come in Andy"
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"What's Rick Grimes' favorite holiday? Christmas, Carl"
"The barman says, ""We don't serve time travelers in here."" A time traveler walks into a bar."
"Motion to rename diarrhea ""craps lock."" I am very proud of the person I have become."
"my default response when someone questions a risky text of mine is ""sorry, I was drunk."" But now everyone thinks I'm an alcoholic so..shit."
"Mexican drug lords now have ig and keep posting selfies with stacks of money, mansions and yachts. I think the army... could really learn something from that recruitment campaign."
"What do you call a depressed gang member? An emoji... Emo g, get it? From my 13 year old son"
"What's the most popular occupation in Italy? Pastatution."
"[Bowling Alley] ""I'm sorry sir, but we don't have any bowling shoes left"" *gestures towards a happy family of centipedes bowling*"
"What is the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick down your moms throat!"