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Joke of the Day

"My air fresheners for insane people got turned down... They said there wasn't any cents in making scents for people who don't make sense"

"My friend's son really has trouble reading and writing. I told him he's probably quite unliterate."

"I had mostly good days in school until.... PrinciPao was hired. Now it just feels like I'm being told what I can and cannot do."

"Where would you find the emo kid at his birthday party? Just *hanging* out by himself in the bedroom"

"Jewish Joke About Warm Weather . Dude. It was so hot, I swear that I'd convert to Christianity for the Baptism."

"- How many Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? - That is a military secret. If I told you I'd have to kill you."

"What is the only thing keeping fat people from jenny craig? The door"

"I was drinking at the bar, so I took a bus home. That may not be a big deal to you, but I've never driven a bus before!"

"People say there is power in numbers. Say that to 6 million jews. -Jimmy carr"

"Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute? It opens on impact."