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Joke of the Day

"I'm going to start a foundation dedicated to helping people with obsessive behaviour. And call it Obsessive Disorders Control."

"[Deathbed Confession] I wish I'd listened to my girlfriend more often. Especially as I crossed the road after she yelled BUS."

"What's the russian royalty's favorite type of fish? Czar-dines!"

"Got Christmas card glitter all over me and now I can't stop stripping."

"What do you call it when you have sex to Scott Joplin music? A maple leaf shag!"

"How do you make five pounds of fat look attractive? put a nipple on it."

"I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid. "

"I'm going to start a charity for the clinically insane. Gonna call it ""Fundamental"""

"It's hard to find true love these days. Even Charles Manson's fiance wanted him for his body."

"Time Traveler and Bar's We don't serve your kind here, said the bartender. A Time Traveler walks into a bar."