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Joke of the Day
"I'm going to start a charity for the clinically insane. Gonna call it ""Fundamental"""
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"What did the Mexican detective say in England? I'm like Sherlock, holmes."
"What did the umpire say when Randy Johnson hit a bird with his pitch? Fowl ball."
"Why are the best bellydancers all Arabs? Because they can sheik it."
"When my roommate won't wash the dishes I always leave a note'hey please do the dishes, because I will wash one knife & use it in your sleep'"
"What do you call someone who cuts down trees? A lumberjack, you fucking idiot."
"What do you call a joke that only works written down instead of told orally? A [sic] joke"
"What happened to the Jew who ran into the wall with a boner....? ....He broke his nose"
"When Peter Parker was bitten by a radioactive Spiderman, he became... Spidermanman."
"How do you keep an idiot in suspense? IT'S BEEN DECADES, SOMEONE TELL ME FOR FUCK'S SAKE."