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Joke of the Day
"Uma Thurman just got gender reassignment surgery. They're calling it 'the three-inch punch'"
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"9 out of 10 Chinese Doctor Have Cataracts... the 10th drives a Rincoln"
"Why did princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing her seatbelt."
"Immigrants Illegal immigration is not a new problem. Native Americans used to call it ""White People"""
"Want to make sure you don't walk in on anyone masturbating when you get home? Try opening a bag of chips quietly when you get to your street"
"Why are crime rates down in the US? Because criminals keep turning themselves into police."
"I found a substance that works like catnip, except only for Chinese bears I'd release it, but that would cause pandamoanium."
"Meatloaf said: ""I would do anything for love, but I won't do that""... ...he means lose weight. -&y"
"I saw a fat lady accidentally sit on a phone today I guess you could call that a booty call..."
"A box full of leak detection fluid leaked all over the inside of a trailer this morning. Well, at least it worked."