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Joke of the Day
"A model citizen is just like a regular citizen that doesn't eat."
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"Poor tradesman... ...blame his fools. I mean tools. Fuckin keyboard"
"How did Darth Vader know what Obi-Wan was getting for christmas? He felt his presents."
"New machine at the gym. They installed a new machine at my gym today, I managed to do 2 hours on it. They do all sorts. Snickers, Kit-kats, Mars bars, you name it..."
"Big GTA 5 bug A cop killed my white character in GTA 5. Anyone else experiencing this bug?"
"Thanks, meeting venue that turns off the AC in the restrooms--I love emerging from taking a dump looking like I just ran a marathon!"
"What do you call a crisis where you're the same before and after? An identity crisis!"
"[AMA request] A person living in an electricity-free Amish community."
"I wanna die by getting stuck my lightning Shocking, I know."
"A smoke detector is a sophisticated device designed to inform you that your smoke alarm is working. But seriously keep your batteries in it people. If you don't you'll die, maybe."