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Joke of the Day

"According to daytime tv commercials..just by being alive, you may entitled to compensation from somebody and a lawyer is there to get paid"

"What's the difference between a golf ball and a woman's G-Spot? A man will spend half an hour looking for a golf ball."

"The problem was that everyone was poking my ex on Facebook. And in my bed And on my couch And in my car And when I was at work"

"What did Satan name his new bar? The BeelzebPub"

"What kind of marijuana do cows smoke? moo-dicinal"

"How to 4-dimensional aliens get around? In Tralfamadoloreans."

"What has 60 feet and 5 teeth? The front row of a Trump rally."

"i hope people on September 2nd 1885 were flipping out on Back to the Future Part III day"

"I opened a company selling land mines that look like prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof."

"A wizard and a vampire walk in to a bar The Wizard says, ""Let me buy you a drink old friend,"" The Vampire says, ""One chicken please!"""