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Joke of the Day

"What did Satan name his new bar? The BeelzebPub"

"My wife and I have lost over 150lbs combined!!! And my wife has lost 200!"

"Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket? He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps"

"I used to have a real thing for posh spice.... It cost my mum a fortune in saffron."

"How can you tell your girlfriend is getting to fat? She can wear your wife's clothes."

"I always buy pre-written cards for people I dislike. If I'm going to lie about my feelings, it may as well be a lie written by someone else."

"What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot, you racist!"

"What U.S. state was founded by Muslims? Allah-bama"

"This guy poured his box of raisinets directly into his bag of popcorn at the movie counter. After my initial shock I bowed to him."

"A man in Arizona buys a [Tempescope Cube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ddMyIsxZ-g). He returned it a week later because all it did was blow sand and tumbleweeds around."