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Joke of the Day
"What do you call two guys using the same urinal? Peers"
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"Two Native Americans walk into a restaurant... The concierge asks, ""Do you have reservations?"" One of the guys replies, ""Yes; mine is in Oklahoma and his is in Arizona."""
"Running away doesn't help you with your problems Unless you're fat. Then yeah, run."
"You know, they said it would take a few years for my medical practice to get off the ground... But I just don't have the patients."
"An Irish man walks out of a bar...."
"Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock? Because that would be ""grounds"" for termination!"
"LEGOLAS: You have my bow. GIMLI: And my ax. [Everyone looks at me, closely guarding my sandwich] ME: You can have a SMALL bite."
"How to Feel Comfortable in Your Own Skin Step 1: Stop wearing other people's skin"
"My wife told me she thinks men in camouflage look sexy... I just can't see it."
"Daughter announced there will be rain for Thanksgiving. We usually have turkey but with her cooking skills rain will taste better."