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Joke of the Day

"As a man of faith, I am upset about the trend of dirty jokes on this subreddit All I'm saying is let's keep it age appropriate for pillow talk here at the rectory."

"Why did a pile of gravel go to jail? aggregated basalt"

"Ethnic humor . . . Q: What is the national bird of Italy? A: The fly."

"Two muffins were in an oven... One says to the other, ""is it getting hot in here or is it just me?"" The other screams, ""AHHHH! Talking muffin!"""

"What's the difference... Q: What's the difference between a brown-noser and an ass-kisser? A: Depth Perception"

"When the zombies want Twisties! take a look on this zombies viral video, serious feedback please :) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdRiM_BPbQ8"

"You look like the type of person who would try to write a check for a drug deal."

"How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)"

"If something rolls off of my plate... I eat it first, as punishment for trying to run away."

"If you put healing crystals in a sock and beat someone with it do they cancel each other out?"