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Joke of the Day
"Their are only three kinds of people in this world. Those who can count and those who cant."
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"If I had a dollar for every time I heard ""grow up!"" I could buy a seriously awesome security system to keep doody heads out of my fort."
"My sister is moaning and screaming because she's sick. Good thing that her boyfriend is there to comfort her."
"What can you get off with your finger that you can't get off with steel wool? Your girlfriend."
"She : I Love Kids He : I Love The Process"
"I made my girlfriend dinner to cheer her up after her abortion The selfish cow didn't even touch her king prawn in red wine sauce"
"A girl on Facebook says it's officially too cold to go outside. Thank you for your official confirmation, Madison, I will remain indoors."
"saw your mum at the supermarket buying vaseline & cucumbers & nothing else, no wonder your dad died if that what she puts in sandwiches"
"Hope the big twist in that new M. Night Shaymalan movie is that it doesn't suck."
"Just once when someone says, ""Is anyone there?"" in a scary movie, I want the villain to be like. ""What up. I'm over here. You got me."""