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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the guy who had to be exorcised? He couldn't pay the priest afterwards and got repossessed."

"I've lost all my pokemon cards in a house fire... I've only got Ash now."

"How did the farmer find his lost cow? He tractor down"

"Anyone who can tell if they're speeding up or slowing down a ceiling fan on the first try is a wizard and should not be trusted."

"What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle ? A polo bear !"

"What is the core of Uranus called Urectum"

"How do ya get a fag to fuck a woman? Shit in her pussy"

"You know what my favorite Armchair book is? Mein Kampfy Kouch"

"I admit I thought cloning Wanda Sykes 10,000 times was a dumb idea, but looks like the TSA managed to hire all of them"

"2 guys walk into a bar The 3rd guy ducks"