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Joke of the Day

"What is Hitler's favourite beauty product? Polish Remover"

"What do you call a Greek arsonist? A "

"It's so beautiful outside. I should probably do something...Like close the blinds so there isn't a glare on my computer screen."

"i heard a rumor about a horny mistake yeah, they say the mistake also has no life so the mistake just goes around the /r/joke subreddit to use up his time."

"""it says on ur resume that ur good at saying unexpected things?"" yes i am. ... ""but i thougt u were gona say something unexp-- oh wow ur good"""

"Really glad that ventriloquism has made fisting mainstream."

"So I heard you like cheese sticks What are you, a gay cheese?"

"Survivor would be a cooler show if only one contestant remained alive at the end of the season and that was the prize."

"What started feminism? An unlocked kitchen door"

"My friend posted on Facebook: ""Spending the night in with my girl"" I couldn't help but chuckle, My Girl is a shit film."