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Joke of the Day

"What did the fat pig say when the farmer dumped corn mash into the trough? ""I'm afraid that's all going to waist."""

"I bet other insects hate it when they ask a caterpillar how she became a butterfly, and she's all, ""Just diet and exercise, guys!"""

"What did the termite eat for dinner? A table for two."

"How do you call a party with people who have epilepsy? Foam fest"

"When I was a kid I made friends with the wrong people. ""those aren't people, those are stray dogs"" my mom would say as she dressed my wounds"

"What is it called when you ride around on a horse asking people questions? A gallop poll."

"Lorena Bobbit has died in a tragic car accident. Some dick cut her off."

"What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anybody can roast beef..."

"The other day I stayed in a very swanky hotel ... ... I had to shave before they let me go in their barbershop."

"Urban Outfitters: the most expensive way to look poor."