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Joke of the Day
"Waiter my lunch is talking to me ! Well you did ask for a tongue sandwich !"
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"A buddhist monk is watching TV Another monks come in and says, ""What are you watching?"" The monk replies, ""Nothing."""
"Discovered that my wife can talk to me THROUGH THE SPEAKERS OF MY NEW CAR so I'm returning it."
"The first mate on a pirate ship sees the captain with a wheel in his pants... The first mate asks why the helm is there and the captain replies, ""Yar, it's drivin' me nuts."""
"It's only fitting that God would be a woman... since space is a vacuum."
"Someone just named a commercial service ""KGB""? I would've gone with ""Abu Ghraib""."
"What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box? I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box."
"Laughing Octopus Q:How many tickles would it take to make an octopus laugh? A:Ten"
"Awkward That awkward when you read ""moment"" even though it wasn't there."
"Pretty certain the day I die my body will be found tangled in Saran Wrap with an untouched sandwich on the counter."