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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box? I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box."

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"Now that gay marriage is legal, my uncle can marry his boyfriend Dre! What a double entendre! I made this up and am very proud."
"If life gives you Melons... ...you may have dyslexia. (not my joke, but fun all the same)"
"When I date single moms, I tell the kids ""I'm just trying to fill the hole left by your father;"
"It would take a pretty stupid robot to replace me."
"What is the difference between a dead baby and an orange? [NSFW] I don't fuck an orange after i peel its skin off"
"Take a look at trending topics and you'll realize why they have to write ""do not eat"" on dry silica packets."
"As of last night my mom has more Aerosmith tattoos than my sister again. For now anyway."
"[2015 Bird Awards] AND THE AWARD FOR GROSSEST NAME GOES TO...HORNED GUAN (Lizard Buzzard quietly puts acceptance speech back in pocket)"
"Why was Santa upset when he got a sweater for Christmas? Because he was hoping for a screamer or a moaner."