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Joke of the Day

"What does the Pope and a Christmas tree have in common? The balls are for decoration only"

"So today I found out why clickbait is so effective"

"I told my mom that the CIA was going to keep Osama Bin Laden's porn collection away from the public. She said, ""Who cares? It's probably just full of camels, anyway."""

"Did you hear about the kid who fixed the Internet? The Internet: 7/10 The Internet with Rice: 10/10"

"Volkswagen should hire Arnold Schwarzenegger to deal with their emission scandal He's got experience with a Total Recall"

"You know those couples who are into butt stuff from time to time? It's only occas-anal."

"I always feel a little kinky whenever the lady at Starbucks asks me if I'd like whipped cream on it."

"Men might stare at your tits and ass, but women buy a latex mold of a pen*s and keep it in their drawer. Who's creepy now?"

"You know what really grinds my gears? Friction"

"How many zen buddists does it take to screw in a light bulb? One and not one."