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Joke of the Day

"What does the Pope and a Christmas tree have in common? The balls are for decoration only"

"My wife started her job on a cruise ship last week. My mate asked, ""How's she getting on?"" I replied, ""I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."""

"Girl, you must be the SAT... 'cause I want to do you for three hours and forty five minutes with a ten minute break for snacks."

"Cop: You doin drugs? ""No"" Cop: Whatya smokin? ""Pot"" Cop: THATS DOING DRUGS ""Ohh I thought you meant like [whispers] having sex with drugs"""

"Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?"

"I'm great in bed; I can sleep for days."

"Here's to the kisses that I snatched, and Vice versa. Bottoms up fellas."

"Let's get naughty and save Santa the trip."

"How is Sandusky like a tortoise? He gets there before the hair..."

"What's sad about three black guys driving over a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends :("