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Joke of the Day

"Me: Anything you can do I can do better, I CAN DO ANYTHING BETTER THAN YOU! Mom: Why are you yelling at the dog?"

"I used to think it was cool when all those athletes would say hi to my mom on TV."

"I had a girlfriend with a parakeet. We had to break up cause it would never shut up. But the bird was cool."

"Have you heard about the corduroy pillows? They're making head lines."

"Why do dogs run in circles ? Because its hard to run in squares !"

"Two radio antennas got married.. The wedding was okay,but the reception was great."

"Hear about the Donald's ""high energy"" masturbation kit? Tweezers and a magnifying glass."

"What do you call a Greek stripper? Popalottapus"

"What's the #1 horror movie in the far east ? The Sirens of the Rams."

"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Buh dum tss!"