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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the expert fisherman get any dates? Because he said he was a master baiter."
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"Have you heard my construction joke? I'm working on it."
"I didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose me; mistakenly as it were because I have the nerves of a guinea pig and puke when I cry."
"Why do women spend less time in prison than men? Because a period ends a sentence."
"Wife: the library called about an overdue book *eye my copy of Outlandish Excuses for Everyday Life* ""Tell them I died in the moon wars"""
"Shout out to old guy behind counter who started coughing really hard, drank some water, recovered, chuckled, and said ""Not today!"""
"Why can't the T-Rex clap it's hands? Because it's extinct."
"Not now, inspirational quotes on my cough drop wrapper."
"Pokemon go in Brazil I heard Pokemon Go players in Brazil can catch an exclusive Pokemon... the Zikachu"
"Sometimes I think these Kardashians are just doing stuff for the attention."