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Joke of the Day

"I know there's something wrong with my braille book... but I can't quite put my finger on it."

"Married 24 years now. All I recall about my wedding day is something about death."

"I had mostly good days in school until.... PrinciPao was hired. Now it just feels like I'm being told what I can and cannot do."

"I like my women like I like my dick... ...kept in a dark place and taken out to be beaten every once in a while"

"People in California be like Tree down walkway closed!"

"There is a disturbing amount of product placement in my dreams."

"I feel that jokes about basements are beneath me... ...but I won't tell you a joke about roofs because it'll go over your head."

"You can pretend you're a ghost at pottery barn, there's no laws against that"

"why send male soldiers into war women on there period is good enough"

"Be Positive ++ My girlfriend always says that be positive!! You know what she is going to have HIV tested this week ;)"