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Joke of the Day
"Someone once told me I'm a sociopath. I'm not sure how I feel about it."
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"Why did people hate going on road trips with Kurt Cobain? Because he always called shotgun"
"What did Donald Trump said to Obama's supporter? Orange Is The New Black"
"What has 10 letters and starts with Gas? Automobile"
"I finally found a girlfriend and when I did I got really pumped. Sadly after a year in the storage she needed a lot of pumping as well."
"When my kids look back on the photos of my life they'll think, ""Wow, he wore that shirt a lot."""
"A book fell on my head the other day, I only have my shelf to blame"
"There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who undertsand binary, and those who don't."
"What's the difference between Donald Trump and a gynecologist? A gynecologist will shake a woman's hand before grabbing their pussy."
"""STOP IT STOP IT. CUT. THIS IS ALL WRONG"" I scream at my cats dressed like vampires. ""This is NOTHING like Twilight!!"""