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Joke of the Day
"Where does Q come before P? In front of a busy urinal."
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"My family insists i am addicted to drinking brake fluid. But i can stop any time i want."
"TIL: Amy Winehouse spent the last moment of her life watching her own video clips on Youtube before her death. She must have read the comments."
"Thank you student loans for helping me get through college I don't think I can ever repay you."
"To neigh or not to neigh. That is equestrian."
"I've struggled for years to be above the influence... But I've never been able to get that high"
"The one place you don't want to move to ...is any place with a thriving funeral buisness"
"Who was the burger's favourite all-time movie director? Sizzle B. DeMille!"
"Joint Facebook accounts are the couples sitting on the same side of the booth of the internet."
"A trans-gender asked me how babies were made...so I made it apparent."