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Joke of the Day
"An electron tried getting into a Nucleus ""Sorry, you wrong sub""."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Barbara ! Barbara who ? Barbara black sheep have you any wool...!"
"What's the difference between Ray Rice's wife and a fish? A fish can take a left hook."
"Where did the pirate go to college? Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard."
"Baby, are you a silent movie? Because when you talk I don't hear shit."
"One time I walked in to a pole..... ...... and, uh, I don't remember."
"""Endless shrimp"" sounds nice until you realize they are serious. It's a threat. The shrimp will never stop."
"""Popping your cherry"" is more a female term 4 losing ones virginity. What can guys call it? How about bleeding white?"
"What's a panda's favorite kitchen dish? A pan....duh"
"What happened at the Mr. Softee when someone spiked the syrups with Viagra? The whole place turned into a Hardee's."