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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone who likes to dress up like Jesus? A cross-dresser."
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"A priest and a nun walk into a bar. The priest says ""Can I get a drink?"" The nun says ""I got your drink right here"". o_o"
"If you are American in living room, what are you in the bathroom? European."
"""I'd like to raise a toast."" *Levitates bread*"
"You don't sweat much for a fat chick."
"Did you here about the guy who turned to Scientologists to escape his past? Out with Xeold, in with Xenu! :P"
"Drugs don't ruin people's lives, drug tests do."
"Whats the difference between a South African tourist and a racist? About a week or so"
"My wife's got a latex allergy, so I substituted the condom for a bread bag. Now she's got a yeast infection."
"How did the Bohemian pay? Just a Check"