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Joke of the Day
"Opinions are like orgasms. I don't care if a woman has one."
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"My friend saw the son of god at a brothel yesterday... Or as he called it, the third coming of Jesus."
"A moment of silence for the fat friend in a group of girls who can't jump high enough to be in the ""mid air"" beach picture :("
"Eric Clapton Did you know Eric Clapton's son was a speed reader? Six stories in 2 seconds."
"What's a pirate's favourite letter? P, without it he's irate."
"What do you call an average ogre? Mediogre."
"What's it called when you have decided to stop eating cold turkey sandwiches?"
"Still haven't cashed in my winning megamillions ticket...scared the $6 will make my friends treat me different"
"What's the definition of a will? Come on guys it's a dead giveaway"
"People found guilty of not using punctuation deserve the longest sentence possible."