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Joke of the Day

"Smart golfers always wear two pairs of pants in case they get a hole in one."

"Riff Raff should name his next album ""Street Rat."" 'Cause I won't buy that."

"I could be way funnier with like, 143 characters to work with."

"What do you call a male camel toe? A moose knuckle"

"I thought you were Russian... ...but it turns out you were just Stalin and Putin me off."

"How to decide whether to get A Black PS4 or a White PS4! Well it's really quite simple! It's what you prefer! The Black PS4s run faster however the White PS4s have a better future!"

"Got home late to a note that said ""Wake me up for sex"", which I stared at for 10 mins before realizing it was my own handwriting."

"What's E.T. short for? Because he's got little legs."

"Children Fever Me and my wife decided that we don't want to have children anymore. So anybody who wants one can leave us their phone number and address and we will bring you one."

"My friend texts ""ur"" instead of ""you're"" but puts extra letters in ""so"" because she's ""soooo happy."" This is why everyone hates you, Julie."