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Joke of the Day
"If you choose to always make it all about you, that's precisely who you'll end up with."
Next Joke
"I was playing snooker with my mate, Dave, down the pub last night. We finished setting the table up and he said to me, ""do you wanna break?"" ""We've haven't even started yet, you lazy cunt!"""
"I want Ebola... cereal"
"I believe we should all pay our taxes with a smile I tried, but they wanted cash"
"Which grocery department is great for digestion and your ""constitution""? Pro-deuce."
"They made a TV series about 9/11 But it didn't get past the pilot"
"Squirrels run around like they're being chased. Nobody cares about you. You live in tree. Get a job"
"Ricky Martin: Livin' la vida homo."
"All the world is a stage, and the only seats I can afford are obstructed view."
"couple beside me in restaurant are on a blind date; they both love dogs, sushi, and looking at Tinder while the other one is in the restroom"