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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a prostitute and a drug addict? The prostitute can wash her crack and then use it again!"

"doc: how is your headache? she: he is doing fine."

"Are we sure that Oscar Pistorius was the only one involved in the murder of his girlfriend? Someone else may well have done the leg work."

"I searched for 'wardrobe malfunction' on pornhub and it showed me a video about Narnia"

"I'm a true sportsman... I have a tennis elbow, A golfer's shoulder, And athlete's feet."

"What do you get when you cross and elephant and a rhino? 'elephino.."

"So two peanuts crossed the road.. ...and one of them got assaulted."

"<-- Pops double collar and eats hamburger with a fork and knife"

"So, my masturbation classes are not going to well I'm afraid... ...yesterday, nobody came."

"I call bs on the Ninja Turtles having those ripped abs. No way you could do crunches with a shell attached to your back. Trust me Ive tried."