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Joke of the Day
"There are many people who are very self-aware... You know who you are."
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"*sips some coffee & interrupts break room conversation* ""Technically we're all under the weather today unless you're an astronaut in orbit"""
"A proctologist quit his job.. He was tired of being the butt of the joke."
"My sister got a koala I asked her to name it Koka since she can tell everyone she has Koka koala."
"[sees someone use multiple contradictory excuses to compel faith-based behavior] perhaps i can reason you out of this using history and laws"
"Nick Saban walks into a bar... to watch the College Football Championship"
"You know you are out of luck.. You know you are out of luck, when you ass-fuck your GF and still end up with a kid !"
"What do you call a really good fisherman? A master baiter"
"A Buddhist goes up to a hot dog stand And says ""Make me one with everything."""
"i tip my fedora to u *tips fedora* here's an upboat"