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Joke of the Day

"I have the body of a 25-year-old girl, a 25-year-old who has recently been eaten by a 40-year-old bear."

"What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop."

"The best part about having a muppet for a best friend is that when you're done singing songs, BOOM free oven mitt."

"Yo mamma's so fat... that she takes selfies in panorama mode"

"psychology joke How many psycho analyists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, provided the light bulb is ready to change."

"A movie theater was robbed of $150 worth of candy The thieves took 2 bags of M n' Ms and a small soda"

"Why are Jew's noses so big? Because air is free."

"How do you know a mod of /r/jokes is Asian? [dereted]"

"Q: Who has eight pistols and terrorizes the seas? A: Billy the Squid."

"Did you hear about the guy who was frozen to absolute zero? Don't worry he was OK."