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Joke of the Day

"The Passion of the Christ 2: Jesus in Space He conquered the sins of the world, but can he conquer the sins of the galaxy?"

"It's my mom's personal mission in life to save me 20% on all my purchases by clipping out and giving me every coupon known to mankind."

"What do you call a small dog that can store food? Pupperware"

"Having sex with you is like playing hide and seek After the first 60 seconds you yell ""ready or not, here I come!"""

"My wife just told me to go to hell, anyone else need anything from Walmart?"

"A seal walks into a club... that is all."

"A woman walked into the sexual harassment and textiles store, she got felt."

"Every time I pour a round of drinks, it goes all over the place. I think I need glasses."

"A termite walks into a bar and asks Is the bartender here?"

"All of Jesus' disciples were big and muscular Because Jesus was their whey"