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Joke of the Day
"When a dog's stomach starts growling, it's either hungry, or pregnant."
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"My music preferences range between something your grandma would listen to, to something that could potentially kill her."
"You think you can take me, tough guy? I'd like to see you try. Seriously, anywhere fun you might be going. Take me with."
"If your drug dealer doesn't give you any change, he's probably not going to give you a receipt either."
"What time is it when a Muslim immigrant brings a clock to school in Texas? Time to get a new principal."
"Good friends are like balloons.... ....if you stab them they die"
"I always wanted to marry a girl with nice big melons... Too bad she cantalope :("
"Mr. Wong and Ms. Chin get married and have a baby. The baby comes out white. Being a little confused, Mr. Wong asks the doctor about this. Doctor says, ""Two wongs make a white""."
"9: Mom! Where's my Spiderman costume? I want to wear it to the science museum ""In your closet, why?"" 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!"
"What's the main problem with Wookie steaks? They're a little Chewie. (Edit: Wookiee***)"