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Joke of the Day
"When a dog's stomach starts growling, it's either hungry, or pregnant."
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"Q: What do you call it when a cat stops? - A: A paws!"
"Really not sure why people tell me to ""be honest"" then get all upset when I tell them their eyebrows need a divorce. *shrugs*"
"How do jews get around town? On penny boards."
"I like my women how I like my salad dressing Extra Virgin"
"Did you hear about my time machine? I sold it next week"
"Electing Trump would really strengthen our dollar Sincerely, Canada"
"Burger King of Kings. Have it Yahweh."
"Her: I do. And that marks the last time she ever agreed with me."
"My favorite one-liner. So, I was with this blind chick last night. She said, ""You have the biggest penis I ever felt!"" I said, ""Ahh, you're pulling my leg."""