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Joke of the Day

"[creation of insects] LIGHTNING BUG: I will illuminate the night BEE: I will pollinate flowers FLY: I will eat shit and die"

"A man was arrested for publicly exposing himself to the ""wrong person,"" which implies somewhere out there the right person is waiting."

"I'm going to pay a stranger to cut my head hairs. This is normal and I'm normal for doing it"

"What does black people and Deutsche Mark have in common? Both are outdated currency."

"What did the man say when he got his dancing robot to work? ""It twerks!"" I don't know how this came to me.."

"""Children, stop biting grandpa's nails... ...or I'll close the coffin!"""

"Why did the viper viper nose ? Because the adder adder hankerchief !"

"Who is busier than a one-toothed man in a corn eating contest? A one-legged man in an ass kicking contest."

"You know what happened when your mom went swimming? The Titanic sank"

"Why are women like parachutes? Because if they don't spread they are worthless."