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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a sick eagle? Illegal."

"What do you call a group of fundamentalist mathematicians? Al-Gebra"

"[Me chasing 12 greyhounds round a race track] YOU'LL GET TIRED EVENTUALLY. THEN I WILL PET YOU!"

"How do you have sex with a vegetable? Ask if they want to-mate-O."

"Cop: do you know why I was following you? Me: WAS following? Wait you unfollowed me? Cop:haha Me:haha Cop... Me... Is it cause of the drugs?"

"According to this bathroom stall, my ex changed her number again."

"The Indian version of ""How I Met Your Mother""is just a single episode called ""I Met Her At Our Wedding""."

"How can you tell when a fax has been sent by a blonde? When there's a stamp on it."

"Parallel Lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet."

"What kind of country has a clown problem? The same one that has 2 clowns running for president!"