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Joke of the Day

"The school wants to test my kid for gifted but the program doesn't have ""my kid is gifted"" bumper stickers, so, like, what's the point?"

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"Me: Goodnight mom I love you Mom: I have a boyfriend Dad putting arm around Mom: This loser giving you a problem?"
"What's the hardest part about vaping? Telling your parents you're gay"
"Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 20 years? Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 20 years? Michael Jackson"
"There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, ""It sure is hot in here"". The other muffin says, ""Yeah like 350, 375""."
"A ghost walks into a bar and howls Sorry sir' the barmen replies.""We don't serve spirits after eleven"""
"So I decided to buy nineteen dollars worth of white guilt the other day... ...or as other people call it Twelve Years A Slave."
"I'm pretty sure Kanye West is the reason why we arent allowed to retweet our own tweets."
"[SPELLING BEE] JUDGE: Bourgeoisie ME: Really? W o w JUDGE: *annoyed* Sir, the word is Bourgeoisie ME:*clears throat* Eff - U - See - Kay - U"
"What is the difference between a call center job and a large pizza? A large pizza can feed a family of four."