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Joke of the Day

"The school wants to test my kid for gifted but the program doesn't have ""my kid is gifted"" bumper stickers, so, like, what's the point?"

"My friend just bought a black chicken I bet it's a big cock."

"What kind of blood does a born loser have? Typo"

"The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue."

"After years of searching for my girlfriend's G-spot, who would have guessed her sister had it all this time!"

"""Eat your dinner so that lamb didn't die for nothing"" - will ensure you get your daughter's helping, too."

"Dad got his son a birthday card A dad got his son a bday card that said ""Holey cow! It's your birthday!"" And it had a picture of a cow with holes in it."

"I've just had to reset my password to Delicate Luggage Handler as I was told it had to be case sensitive."

"I used to think LOL meant lots of love. Oh! You're Aunt died? So sorry. LOL! Took me years to rebuild friendships."

"What's your favorite rape joke? Here's mine: ______________________________"