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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why does Motel 6 ""keep the light on for you"" A: So the roaches won't come out."
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"If a boy has 69 candies and eats 42 of them, what will he have? Diabetes. ^^Or ^^cavities."
"[overhears wife complaining about me on phone] he's always overreacting and making a mess *spits chocolate milk everywhere* ARE YOU SERIOUS?"
"How is a moil like a mashgiach? (How is the person who circumcises infants like the person who inspects kosher restaurants?) Their job is to make sure there's no cheese on the meat!"
"I feel like Tampax at a good place, but wrong time..."
"Can you take a bath if you have diarrhea? Yes, if you have enough."
"After I finish a sentence say, ""I'm a man."" You go to the bar and think to yourself."
"What do you call a Batman that leaves church early? A Christian bail"
"My girlfriend LOVES my toenails.. I'm starting to think she's a nailphile."
"""Hey Ernie do you want some ice cream?"" ""Sherbet."""