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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a butler with a new set of teeth? An endentured servant"
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"Have you heard about Will.i.am's new sitcom? My Name Is URL"
"Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies."
"A dude goes to the doctor , the doctor says ""sir you have to stop masturbaiting "" the patient asks why? The doctor goes ""cause i'm trying to examine you"""
"Too many girls want attention, not enough want respect!"
"There's been a lot of scammers claiming they're from the electric company calling to get payments from overdue bills... They're getting pretty crafty- they even turned off my electricity."
"I thought about going to a psychic, but then I started having doubts and changed my mind At that moment I received a text message that said ""Well, that's too bad"""
"I'm obsessed with the earth It's like my whole world."
"After giving up crack, I've been sniffing brake fluid for months. It's okay - I can stop anytime I want."
"Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party? Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'."