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Joke of the Day

"Parenting is no different than a bear attack. Curl up & play dead and they usually leave you alone."

"One thing that really annoys me is everything."

"Yo mama is so fat... Yo mama is so fat she stubbed her camel toe!"

"I took an 8 hour class on door-making... Don't knock it till you try it"

"Annoyed condom Why was the condom annoyed? It got pissed off"

"Shit Post In a packed auditorium, a hypnotist hypnotized the whole audience with a Pendulum. Suddenly, the Pendulum fell down. He said ""SHIT""... It took 3 Days to clean the auditorium.."

"What did the bunny ask his boss for? A raise in *celery*."

"I heard they're inventing a new kind of bed... ...but most of the theories I've heard are bunk."

"a fruedian slip is when you say one thing. . . . when you're thinking of a mother."

"Did you hear about the mexican that went to college? me neither."