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Joke of the Day
"Where does the pervert keep the underwear he steals? In his briefcase!"
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"Take that seed. Yes that one Burn it. Now crunch it up. More. Now pour this hot water on it. Let me drink that. It's good. Name it ""coffee"""
"Did you hear about the time traveler who finished his plate? He went back four seconds."
"What do you call a fish with no eye's? a fsh"
"""I'm smart. Everyone else is stupid"" - everyone"
"What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence? Utter destruction! !!!!"
"""I have something I'd like to get off my chest."" - Guy with three nipples"
"A white guy, Mexican guy, and a black guy are in the 5th grade, who has the biggest dick? Black guy because he's 18!"
"I've decided I'll never get down to my original weight I'm okay with that. After all, 6lbs, 3oz, is just not realistic."
"Lion King Today, someone told me Mufasa died 22 years ago. I replied, ""I guess he needs to Mufasa next time so he doesn't die."""